Yeah these are fucken retarded but some people might like them lul
What three Pokémon can count in Spanish?
Answer: Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres
What is Pikachu's favorite food?
Pepperoni Pika!
Name a low fat Pokémon.
Answer: Butterfree
Why didn't Chikorita cross the road?
Answer: Because it was chicken